quotes to make you smirk
These are some funny quotes from Goodquotes.com
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.
In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car.
In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.
In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car.
In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.
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